Portal 2: Come back and just hop on down there.

So I was browsing on Youtube like I typically do looking for interesting videos and stuff I missed in video games. Well I found out I missed out on at least one entertaining dialogue at the very beginning of Chapter 9. (The part where he kills you.)
 
Also, sorry for all the Portal 2 stuff, it's just vastly more interesting than FFXI at the moment!

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For those of us who didn't listen to Wheatley and didn't come back to the death trap pit after the easy escape, here's a video of it with subtitles. I always like subtitles because I'm pretty much half deaf.

So you've got your parents, escape elevator, hunky guys and a pony farm among other things down at the bottom. You know what would have made me jump down?

MY COMPANION CUBE AND CAKE. <3
And if the pony farm was the entire My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cast...I'M COMING FOR YOU PINKIE *Ahem*

But you also get an achievement for jumping down apparently. So that would make me jump down. CURSE YOU ACHIEVEMENTS.

So what would convince YOU to jump down that pit?